“GAH! GENIE! This is NOT what I meant!!” “I’m ever so sorry, Master! I suppose I’m having difficulty with modern dialogue; it’s very different from the language of my time, and I’m getting lost in translation. Please, explain how I can help!” “Well, for starters, you can make me a guy again!” “Is that your final wish then, Master?” “Wait! I don’t even know where we are now; how am supposed to get home?! Ugh, this damn wind…and this damn skirt…” “That is indeed a conundrum, Master. You have already used two of your three wishes, and I cannot give you any more.” “Of course, you can’t. But when I wished to be popular, I didn’t think you’d make me into a chick, and when I wished no one could see me like this, I didn’t think you’d teleport me from my dorm to the middle of nowhere!” “Perhaps, Master, it would help if you did think this time, yes?”